FUCK i've been angry the past few days, this slight isolation has gotton onto my nerves and has inspired me to write a fuck off post.
In responce to the feedback from the last post, i was not surprised that all the feedback lead to the "Age" issue and meh, i agree and understand with all the is said, and yes, a bit of my own prefrence DID get in the way there, i really dislike tarty looking women. even appealing ones in tarty clothes don't do it for me.
Now, back to where i started. I have been reading one of our english school books titled "Enduring Love" which so far has been a very anit-religious book, and i have been enjoying it. I have spent the past few days at home alone aswell just to let the socialality settle a bit before i go back to school, so when my peace got broken by a fucking preacher you can tell how pissed off I became.
This post is NOT ripping into religion (even though there has been quite a big demand for that topic to come up in a "fuck Off" post) i'm just telling preachers to get fucked.
Enduring love is so far about a preacher who is mentaly fucked up and won't fuck off, Using rhetorical language to keep the main character interested in what he has to say. It's been interesting so far, but if the main character converts and the author ends up actually being a head of a catholic chruch i'll set the fucking book on fire, cause preachers arn't suppost to win.
I've had a few interesting expierances with these desprate fuckers and have read some interesting opinions on forums (DD does his research) so yeah
My number one argument that seems to win every time: Why the fuck do you preach?
Why? Seriously? Whats the point? If "God" loves everyone allready then why the fuck annoy innocent people at 7 am telling them that they'll "burn in hell" unless they rock up to some "house of god" that is somehow equiped with all the latest technological advantages and space that it has a higher star rating than some commercial resorts. How do these "non-profit" priests and buildings get so much money yet their charity work in the third world buys some poor, innocent kind one extra fucking meal a week? i'll tell ya why, Preaching is a fucking MARKETING SCAM
there, i fucking said it. The 'Collection plate' is straitgh out of your pockets into the "hands of jesus" - AKA into the churches "bigger statue of jesus on the cross" fund with the rest going towards the priests fucking sports car (or purple audi, if eric was a priest)
Mike tyson once said "I'f you don't believe that Money is god then give away all of your fucking possesions and go live on the street and see how well jesus and god take care of you"
that was probably the most intelegent thing mike tyson ever said, possably because it's fucking right on.
After observing statistics, it seems that the population of belivers is slowly declining (SLOWLY) so the churches need a way to keep up with funding right? so lets go nag senceless people on the street to empty their pockets for us and tell them some shit like "and my the lord be with you"
what about people brought up in the church though? won't they just pass their beliefs onto their children and raise a new leigion of preachers? We'll, DD was brought up in a caothlic enviroment. i went to a church for kinder for 2 years, and was forced to do RE untill the end of year six. This all fucked with my head, as i questioned it so much and my parents just ignoreed me.
now once again, I am not putting religion in it's place at the moment, i'm just saying that preaching is a load of shit. using psycology to convert people, then telling them that psychiatry is a death science (in the case of scientology) what a bunch of contradictory fucking ibiciles.
Have you seen tom cruise on the news latly? what a fucking degenerate cocksucker! scientology is possably the worst of them all. El Ron was a fucking author, and now leigons of fucktards belive his shit about some cunt named Xenu creathing life on earth like 800 million years ago? and then theres some caothlics who declare that life on earth started 4000 years ago, and that dinosaurs are a goverment conspiracy. all these people on the street telling me all this hoaky stories so that i give them cash that goes to "good charity" can get fucked.
I saw this post on a forum earlier today and i laughed, a true statement though non the less
Now from the opposite view "Hey DD, isn't this blog preaching against preachers?" and my comment to that is "fuck off, i aint charging people to read this and you don't have to agree with me i don't fucking care, but i do like to get people thinking about things and i like to get my frustartion down so that people can argue and discuss what makes me fuckign angry".
as you can tell, yes, i am an athiest or whatever, i think there is some philosaphy behind it that i'm not aware of but theres nothign else i can be calssified by.
in conclusion, don't let them suck you into giving them money for nothing and messing with what you choose to believe in. Sure, SOME churches DO give back to the community, but some churches rape little boys, so keep an open mind. and if i ever get converted, i will probably be the most hated person ever after this post.
The next fuck off post is the second ever "Fuck off By Request" and after that i will be covering scientology (this isn't a religion, it's a load of fucking shit) The Media, and other things that people geenrally don't like. so till next time
get the fuck out of my way and don't forget to comment
-DD
